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April 5, 2014 9:41 pm

okaymad:

at the supermarket like

image

(Source: okaymad, via sodamnrelatable)

March 18, 2014 12:58 am

superllama42:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know why you should never release 1.5 million balloons at once. (Source)

The Balloonpocalypse

(via theosborncursee)

12:56 am

tastefullyoffensive:

Charts Only People Who Live In Westeros Will Understand

(Source: buzzfeed)

March 17, 2014 10:05 pm

cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

(Source: cutetier, via funnybro)

March 10, 2014 12:33 am
lulz-time:

this is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

lulz-time:

this is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

12:13 am

dark-lord-of-mordor:

architectureofdoom:

Trees growing from the ruins of weapons from battlefields

Imagine being an alien species and discovering these long after the extinction of the human race…

(via arandomguywithablog)

March 9, 2014 3:47 pm February 11, 2014 11:59 pm

damnhebig:

justcallmefresh:

weed4daddy:

colaeuphoria: Cybersex is about to get intense

"Aye but Sit on the table for Me" lol 

We advancing too fast

(Source: dancingdrones, via arandomguywithablog)

January 28, 2014 1:27 am 1:23 am
1:22 am

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

(via buttpopcorn)

January 22, 2014 8:39 pm

nuodai:

watch this just watch it 

(via funnybro)

8:36 pm

flumpp:

Becoming an adult is learning pasta portion control

(via urls-are-hard-to-make)

3:31 am 3:18 am